Its Never My Fault

Last night I decided to go hit a restaurant near the house. I was looking for some cocktails and dinner, but no trouble. I chose this particular place because we go there a lot as a family - we know the owners and they know me. More importantly, they know my wife. What could be safer, right?

Wrong.

It seems that the smoking ban took effect at midnight last night. Just as I was about to close my tab and head home, all of the ladies in the place grabbed a smoke, hopped on the bar, and began dancing.

Not wanting to seem rude, I decided that I would hang around until the show was over. The show lasted until closing at 2am. My car battery however, didn't. So a jump start later I'm now back home and trying to figure out how I'm going to get my car fixed.